EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE
Oh I been to the edge of the Universe
you hit dirt, you hit soil
I thought it was funny when I saw it at first
but other's tempers started to boil
Oh they showed me the damn deep holes they dug
trying to get to the other side
I said infinite light years to get out here
the journey didn't satisfy?
So they put down their shovel and drill machines
and looked each other in the eye
Then the thought for two seconds 'bout what I'd said
and decided I needed to die
What could I do?
I stole the rocket and flew
and left them little guys to cry
But I crash landed on a big asteroid
'cause I didn't know how to fly
Yeah I crash landed on a big asteroid
I hit dirt, I hit soil
I thought it was shitty when it happened at first
a big crack in the reactor coil
Then I started seeing
different beings
living on the tiny rock
They all said greetings
I said me thinks
I've really hit the spot
'Cause they where all fly honeys
from their tips to their tummies
I said ya'll look yummy
they said Mydazwell you funny
No one's out done me
it took me all sunday
Just to please every one
they all came to see the guns
I said ladies I gots to go
I said ladies I gots to go
I said ladies I gots to go
So the rocket took off and the asteroid spun...

Now Mydazwell may have told you 'bout some things he's done
like when he stared at the sun 'till his eyes went numb
He dosen't know what it's like living here on this planet
doing all that you can and trying to manage

Heatbox you think your so hard and figured it out
but nobody wants to hear you rap of that I've no doubt

What? Are you recording this
Who gave you permission to come in here and touch the gear?

Mydazwell

See look at you
you think your so great
you traveled 'round the Universe to try and escape
But what you didn't know
was it was inside
now take another lap and try to open your mind
Now who the fuck are you
you say it was inside
Sounds like something you read
not from your head
don't lye
I know all about humans
you live and you die
Infinity's eternally a mystery
in your eyes
It's three centuries since I've spoken a word
A horrible deformed form of absured
communicationless waves of sound
there's much better but it's too profound
Mydazwell said it so write it down
Mydazwell said it so write it down
Mydazwell said it so get the shit down
'cause this'll be the last time I hit this town
Now before Mr. Box and his rocks came through
I believe I was talking to you you or you
I had just dipped off the asteroid tip
and found myself flipped be the side of a ship
So I dock my rocket up in the loading bay
walk up to the front door to say
But before I could speak the rich alien fleet said
"To enter you will have to pay"...